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News:
ldybastet has taken over management of Black and Silver, the LM/SS, DM/SS archive in SSF - Snape Slash Fleet. The archive has gotten a new URL, noiretargent.org, and a nice new look.
There is still time to make an addition to the Valentine challenges at shrineoflucius and slither_in. Deadline is the 14th.
Go nominate you favourite Lucius fic/art/author/drabble/whatnot at hposcars. Deadline is 11. February.
A new Slytherin-centered community is born: all_n_blood


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
elfflame wrote Redeemed, (LM/HP, PG - Part of Velvet Captivity)
elfflame wrote A Deal, (LM/HP, PG13 - Part of Velvet Captivity)
ejab62 updated Dragon's Den with Chapter 6, (LM/SS - NC-17)
elfflame wrote Firsts, (LM/HP - Part of Velvet Captivity)
millieweasley wrote Fair Games, (LM/NM/NL, NC-17)
ejab62 wrote Foolish boy, (LM/HP, R)
snapelike wrote Stages of Attraction: Caught in Darkness, (LM/SS 1/5, G)
femmequixotic wrote Awakening, (NM/SS, LM, CD! PG-13)

Art:
einheitstochter drew A Valentine's Day Card, (LM/SS, HP/DM, G)
vimessy drew Lucius with Severus and Sirius in Collars, (LM/SS/SB, PG13)
chen_san drew Noblesse Oblige, (LM, G)
obfuscates drew Death Eaters, (LM, SS, G)
vimessy drew Snucius, again, (LM/SS - and Voldy, too! NC-17)
bogfrog drew Lucius Takes it as a Man. Kind Of, (Snakey a.k.a. The Pimp Cane/LM/NM, NC-17)
snapelike drew Untie Me, (LM/SS, NC-17)

Other:
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper, (LM/SS)
snapelike just discovered caemlyn's Lucius: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual, (PG) - Go read it and weep. Hilariously funny (Yes. This <-- is a rec!)
briarrose_icons made a wallpaper
mctabby made a poll discovering which Lucius-pairings are more/less popular.Results here.
crazyrocker311 made a colour-bar, (DM, LM)
sm_malfoy made banners

( To the Recs )

First of all I'd like to thank all of you for answering last week's poll. As a result hereof the weekly letter will change a bit. First of all the letter will be a bit more quality than quantity. And, as most of those who answered the poll preferred news without cut, that might be a good thing. Recs will be posted with news, but under cut.

In the next month or so the letter will be very unstable due to illness. Mine, not Mr. Malfoy's, of course.

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
leni_jess wrote Cold Heart, (LM, DM, HP, PG13, repost/2003)
confessionssmut updated "Daddy, Teach Me...": Epilogue - Candy and Cream, (LM/DM, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Hooked, (LM/HP)
confessionssmut updated "Daddy, Teach Me...": Part Two - Licking, Thrusting, Sucking, (LM/DM, NC-17)
cruisedirector and ldybastet wrote The Triumph, (LM/DM, NC-17)
elfflame wrote The Gift of Memory, (LM/HP,PG)
rakina updated Apotheosis 1, The Rite of Set 7/21, (LM/SS, rating?)
elfflame wrote The Death of a Tyrant, (LM/HP, PG13)
emcue wrote Silent Assention, (LM/NM, NC-17)
ldybastet and cruisedirector wrote Travel Delays, (LM/DM, NC-17,)
cjmarlowe wrote First, Last, Only, (SB/RL, LM/NM, NC-17)
cruisedirector and ldybastet wrote The Masquerade, (LM/DM, SS/RL, FW/GW/HP, NC-17)

Art:
mayflo drew Lovers, (LM/NM, G)
skarch86 drew Lucius, (G)
snapelike drew Lucius, (PG-13)
vimessy desecrated Pimp Lucius, (PG)

Other:
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper, (LM/DM)
sm_malfoy made another wallpaper, (LM-SS-LV)
snapelike and littlecup wrote A Comprehensive Guide to Traditionalist Ships (LM/HG, LM/SS amongst others - NC-17)

( A rec )

The Newsletter has existed for almost half a year. Mr. Malfoy is curious.

( Mr. Malfoy wants Muggle opinions! - Poll )


Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fit his exquisite tastes are:
cluegirl's Diptych, Grey, (LM, SS, R)
eliathanis's Lucius Wearing a Corset, (LM, G)
lockythebunny's Auror Hardships, (LM/FL, NC-17)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
lockythebunny wrote Auror Hardships, (LM/FL, NC-17)
rakina updated The Rite of Set, 5 andThe Rite of Set, 6/21, (LM/SS, Rating?)
confessionssmut wrote Cazzo 2/?, (LM/HP/SS, NC-17 Chapter 1 (HP/SS))
confessionssmut wrote Daddy, Teach Me... 1/2, (LM/DM, NC-17)
severus79 wrote Common Bond, (LM/SS, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Shame, (LM/HP, R, part of Velvet Captivity)
elfflame wrote Differences, (LM/HP, PG13)
abzurd drabbled Waiting for the Game, (LM/NM, G)
abzurd drabbled Last Minute Touch Ups, (LM/NM, PG)
slaygirl wrote Two Half-Lengths and a Full, (LM/PW, PG-13)


Art:
biggles1025 drew The Ministry’s Most Wanted, (Several Death Eaters, G)
cluegirl drew Diptych, Grey, (LM, SS, R)
eliathanis drew Lucius Wearing a Corset, (LM, G)
dosandasalbra drew Snape's Nightmare, (Several Death Eaters, PG)
einheitstochter drew Lucius, (LM, G)
chen_san drew Lucius and Narcissa, (LM/NM, G)

Other:
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper.
sm_malfoy made another wallpaper.
miranda_macondo wrote this interesting essay about the Death Eaters and their choices: 'Children of the Seventies: Choosing an Allegiance'.

A quiet week compared to last week's feast.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fit his exquisite tastes are:
fiendling's Submission, (LM/HP, PG13)
thesnapelyone's Life Denied, (LM/SS/TPC, R)
vimessy's Lucius, (LM, G)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
inell wrote Until Next Time, (LM/HG, NC-17)
somnium_papilio wrote A Malfoy's Happiness, (LM, DM/OF, G)
annephoenix wrote After the Tide Has Turned, (impl. LM/HP, DM/HP, PG)
ldybastet and lurvesnape wrote Devotion, (LM/SS, NC-17)
elfflame wrote A New Plan, (LM/HP, PG13, part of Velvet Captivity)
sionnain wrote Love In the Asylum, (LM/SB, LM/NM, R)
janetlin wrote Devotion, (LM/NM, PG13)
thesnapelyone wrote Life Denied, (LM/SS/TPC, R)
thesnapelyone wrote If Anger Is the Ending, (LM/SS, G)
sageofsin wrote The Kiss, (LM/DM, NC17)
sageofsin wrote Vile, (LM/DM, HP, PG13)
moreteadk wrote Slave Girl, (LM/HG, SS/HG, NC-17)
ignipes wrote At the Goat and Dragon, (LM/RL, PG13)
elanor_isolda wrote Recruitment, (LM/SS, NC-17)
ldybastet and cruisedirector wrote The Masquerade, (HP/WT, LM/DM, RL/SS, NC-17)
rakina wrote Apotheosis Part 1: The Rite of Set, (LM/SS, SS/RL, NC-17)2, 3, 4
sageofsin wrote Succumb, (LM/DM, NC-17)
sageofsin wrote The Door, (LM/DM, PG13)
Art:

galatea13 drew Young Lucius and Narcissa, (LM/NM, G)
eliathanis drew Submissive, (LM/NM, NC-17)
fiendling drew Submission, (LM/HP, PG13)
vimessy drew Lucius, (LM, G)


Other:
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper.
briarrose_icons made Lucius-y icons.
liek_omg made Luciusberry icons.
elfflame posted a timeline for her first 25 ficlets in Velvet Captivity.
sm_malfoy made another wallpaper.

As Warner released information on which deleted scenes to expect being included on the DVD-release, it is obvious that Warner Bastards once again have demonstrated that they still haven't discovered that Mr. Malfoy actually has a large number of slaves minions fans.

WB would probably be able to find several minutes of film, showing us gorgeous Pure-bloods, but have chosen not to.


Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fit his exquisite tastes are:
moshes's Not Nearly Broken, (LM/SS, LM/SS/GW/FW, NC-17)
bogfrog's On the Banks of the Salt, Salt Sea, (LM,Blacks, G)
caladan_dd's Young Severus and Lucius, (LM/SS, PG)
cluegirl's Only Thing That Shines, (LM/SS, NC-17)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
cordelia_v wrote Sing For Your Supper, (LM/SS, NC-17)
lidane wrote A beautiful Distraction, (LM/NM, NC-17)
emcue wrote A Simple Thank You Will Do, (LM/SS, NC-17)
cjmarlowe wrote All of Us Immortal, (LM/SS, NC-17)
amanuensis1 wrote And Of Course He Was Cleared Of All Charges, And Declared A Hero, But That's Not The Part You Want To Read, Now, Is It?, (LM/HP, NC-17)
kat_denton wrote Blood Brothers, (LM/SS, R)
son_of_darkness wrote Body and Mind, (LM/SS, NC-17)
leni_jess wrote Caring for the Boy, (LM/HP, NC-17)
phaballa wrote Certain Needs and Desires: A Straight Woman’s Guide to Pleasing Her Gay Husband, (NM/LM, R)
ink_on_the_page wrote Christmas Red, (LM/?, NC-17)
themostepotente wrote Dans Le Noir, Trois, (LM/SS, LM/NM, R)
lurvesnape and ldybastet wrote Devotion, (LM/SS, NC-17)
yeats wrote Drought, (LM/NM, LM/SS, NC-17)
stellahobbit wrote Eating In, (LM/AW, R)
sageofsin wrote Temptation Beckons, (LM/DM, NC-17)
mooncharm wrote Far Behind Me, (LM/HP, R?)
shaggirl wrote Fucked, (LM/HP, SS/HP various/HP, NC-17)
onlyinfatuated wrote In Merry Measure, (NM/LM, DM, G)
ziasudra_fic wrote I loved a Black, (LM/RB, SS/RB, NC-17)
meri_oddities wrote Justice, (LM,SS, PG)
ldybastet wrote Slithering In the Grass, (LM/DM, DM/BZ, NC-17)
fleshdress wrote Like Father, Like Son, (LM/DM, LM/AM, R)
moshes wrote Not Nearly Broken, (LM/SS, LM/SS/GW/FW, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Family Heir, (LM/HP, PG13)
stellahobbit wrote Passing the Baton, (LM/BW, various, NC-17)
underlucius wrote Sticks and Stones, (LM/NM, mentioned LM/SS, PG)
decaboo wrote Promises, (LM, NM, DM, G)
_xkillsmilex_ wrote Reunion, (LM/NM, R)
elanor_isolda wrote Recruitment, (LM/SS, NC-17)
ausmac wrote Reflected In the Mirror, (LM/HP, NC-17)
nimori wrote Rumplestiltskin, (LM/RW, PG)
bethbethbeth wrote Should Auld Acquaintance, (LM/SS, SS/OFC, R)
leni_jess wrote The Art of Wayfinding, (LM/SS, NC-17)
harry_holidays wrote The Last Day of the Republic, (LM/SS, LM/Avery, R)
leni_jess wrote The Prisoner's Weapons, (LM/HP, NC-17)
goseaward wrote The Unexpected guest, (LM/SS/HP, NC-17)
inell wrote The Weasley, (LM/BW, NC-17)
kessie wrote What Severus Wants, (SS/LM/JP, various/various, NC-17)
stellahobbit wrote a drabble, (LM/SS)
themeadow_song drabbled This is a Critical Moment, (LM/NM, PG)
themeadow_song drabbled In the Pale Moonlight, (LM/BB, R)

Art:
bogfrog drew On the Banks of the Salt, Salt Sea, (LM,Blacks, G)
cork drew Oldest Friends, (LM/SS, NC-17)
mneomosyne drew Snape, Snape and Lucius, (SS, SS/LM, R)
ringspells drew Lucius/Severus, (LM/SS, R)
djin7 drew YinYang Slytherins, (LM, SS, G)
cluegirl drew Only Thing That Shines, (LM/SS, NC-17)
fiendling drew Harry & Lucius, (LM/HP, PG13)
florahart drew Lucius/Bill, (LM/BW, NC-17)
snapetoy drew Untitled, (LM/HP, NC-17)
ledivinemarquis drew Educating Rita, (LM/SS/RS, PG)
odella drew Untitled, (LM/HG, NC-17)
caladan_dd drew Young Severus and Lucius, (LM/SS, PG)
caputdraconis77 drew Harry & Lucius, (LM/HP, R)
clickmegalo_art drew L'amour - Lucius/Narcissa, imitation of Gustav Klimt, (LM/NM, PG)
dosandazalbra drew Quidditch Card 4, (LM, G)
einheitstochter drew Snape/Lupin and Lucius, (LM, RL/SS. NC-17)
einheitstochter drew The Masked Ball, (LM, NM, G)
mondegreen drew At the Manor, (LM, PW, NC-17)
_dakara drew Lucius, (scroll down)(LM, PG)

Other:
Please not that some of this week's icons and wallpapers are gifts and cannot be used without the owners permission.
titti made a wallpaper.
_inzilbeth_ made a Lucius icon.
lisaroquin made a wallpaper.
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper.
sm_malfoy made another wallpaper.
pauraque wrote meta-fic: Santa Claus Conquers the Malfoys, (LM, NM, PG)
onlyinfatuated wrote an essay: Lucius is Such a Dad
chazpure made a NWS photomanip.

Happy New Year, Mudbloods!
The lastest news from Warner Bastards are that they are releasing the DVD-version of GoF 7th March. It will contain deleted scenes and there might be a great deal more Malfoyish goodness in that particular version.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fit his exquisite tastes are:
underlucius's Burial, (LM/SS, R)
wheatgerm's Final Homecoming, (LM, G - Character Death)
elfflame's Potion Making 101, (LM/SS, R)
vimessy's Death Eaters In New Uniforms, (LM, SS, LV. PG for Cross-dressing)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
wheatgerm wrote Final Homecoming, (LM, G - character death)
sageofsin wrote Good Will Towards Men, (LM/SS, NC-17)
ejab62 updated Dragon's Den (5), (LM/SS, NC-17)
millieweasley wrote Favours and Favours in Return, (LM/SS, NC-17)
elfflame wrote The Proper Way, (LM,RB, NC-17, chan)
ldybastet wrote Autumn Reunion, (LM/DM, R,)
the_senjou wrote Christmas Ghosts, (LM/LV, DM)
elfflame wrote Friendship, (LM/HP, Part of Velvet Captivity)
_xkillsmilex_ wrote Food, (NM/LM, R)
anna_liisaslyth wrote Broken ice will freeze back to normal, (LM/PW, R)
underlucius wrote Burial, (LM/SS, R)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote And Glittering Gold to Meager Earth Will Turn, (LM/SS, LM/RB)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote A Member of the Wedding, (LM/SB, NC-17)
beathen wrote Despair for Peace, (LM/SS, NC-17)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote The Prisoner's Weapons, (LM/HP, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Potion Making 101, (LM/SS, R)
icarusancalion wrote The Metronome, (LM, TR, ?)
irishphoenix711 wrote Pederasty, (LM/RW, Mentioning of LM/various, NC-17)
snapelike wrote Meet Narcissa Black, (LM/SS, NB, PG, TLatD 19)
yamato__ishida updated Amicus Draconis with Chapter 4, (RW/HG, LM/SS, PG-13)
severus79 wrote Common Bond, (LM/SS, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Friendship, (LM/HP, PG13)

Art:
vimessy drew Death Eaters In New Uniforms, (LM, SS, LV. PG for Cross-dressing)
einheitstochter drew Lucius, (LM, G)
fushiafishes drew Lucius and Narcissa, (LM/NM, G)
imogenn drew The Rite of Lucius, (LM, G)
buttfacemakani drew The Fight at Flourish and Blotts, (LM, AW, RH, G)
release82 drew Frozen Water, (LM/NM, G)

Other:
aljomom made Lucius Gets Lucky... again., (PG)
gmth listens to Mr. Malfoy's whining rightful complaints.
ketziah drabbled Fall from Grace, (PW/LM)
buttfacemakani discusses whether Lucius' failure in the MoM is going to cost Draco his life or if the Malfoys are still favoured by Voldemort.
cheshyre is looking for someone who can take over her LM/PW, DM/PW fic-list.
antisocialalone made Lucius-y icons.
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper, inspired by elfflame's Velvet Captivity, (LM/HP)
sm_malfoy made more wallpapers, (LM)
anna_liisaslyth made Percy/Lucius icons.

Mr. Malfoy announces:

The winner of Best Lucius Malfoy Art/Fic 2005!

After having selected, invented a tortuous grading system, given and taken points, Mr. Malfoy has chosen this year's winner who will be awarded with one year's paid LJ account.
Points were given for plausibility, depiction of canon!Mr. Malfoy, aesthetics and personal taste. Maximum points are 40.

Overall winner:
buttfacemakani's Untitled (a.k.a. "Fine") with 38 Points.

Special Prize:
To sm_malfoy for outstanding devotion and dilligence in her promotion of Mr. Malfoy. She will be rewarded with 6 months paid LJ time.


Runners-up and Holiday recs:

Runners-up:

Art:
2. Lucius In Azkaban by mathia, (NC17, NWS), 35 points
3. Severus and Lucius by ebonyserpent (f-locked, NC-17), 28 points


Fics:
1. The Godsmith by fleshdress, (NC-17), 36 points
2. Lacking Humanity I by iamisaac, (NC-17), 33 points
3. A Conversation by elfflame, (R), 29 points

Fics which have been mentioned in lucius_recs, but are not yet read by Mr. Malfoy, will take part in next year's contest.



And some recs of older fics:

Title: Wear My Face (Log-in needed)
Author: Rusalka
Main Pairing: LM/SS, LM/"SB"
Length: One chapter
Genre: Drama/Angst
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Rather Canon Mr. Malfoy.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Author's Summary: Lucius Malfoy is horny. Severus Snape is smitten. Sirius Black is clueless. These things never end well.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: I am known to be cunning and get what I want. I could have happened. The author has a wicked humour and she has understood how cunning Severus can be if he is allowed. A mistake regarding blood status is distracting, but rather easily overlooked.

Title: Death Eater Gang Rape
Author: oh_contraire
Main Pairing: LM/HP, mentioning of LM/SS, which of course makes it more believable. Or something.
Length: Ficlet
Genre: Humour/Parody
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Lies, lies, lies!
Rating/Warnings: R
Author's Summary: Well, it’s as canon as anything else about the Death Eaters...
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: I have to smile. As Death Eater meetings often are very dull and boring, not much raping and ravishing there, this could actually give the number of members a boost. We do work hard you know. That, at least, is true. So many Mudbloods, so little time...

Title: Silk and Steel
Author: leni_jess
Main Pairing: LM/NB
Length: One chapter
Genre: Drama/Romance(?)
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: A canon depiction of both Mr. Malfoy and Miss Black. Apart from some unfortunate comments about Mr. Malfoys ehrm... underwear.
Rating/Warnings: Cross-dressing.
Author's Summary: Lucius and Narcissa are expected to get engaged. That doesn't mean there are no surprises. First stand-alone episode in a series. Warning for some cross-dressing.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: If I ever see that author rummaging through my wardrobe again, she is going to look at the wrong end of a Crucio! Apart from that, she has a very good understanding of my canon-ness. I would like to get that Mudblood author here so I could Imperio her into writing more like this. Very entertaining.

Title: Precious Silver, Tarnished Silver and Forever Silver
Author: elfflame
Main Pairing: LM/Draco-clone, SS/DM, SS/Draco-clone.
Length: Novel length
Genre: Drama, angst
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: A very canon, but somewhat disturbed Mr. Malfoy.
Rating/Warnings: R-NC-17. Incestuous leanings, implied chan, implied non-con, character death, rimming.
Summary: Lucius asks Severus to take care of something for him while he's in Azkaban. Severus is in for a surprise. Eventually Severus sorts out his feelings for several members of the Malfoy family.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: This fic has several things I do not like: OMC, unpleasant things happening to Yours Truly and topics that are rather disturbing. But it is very, very good, even if it is all filthy lies and wicked plot. Even if the fic depicts Severus/Draco, something I would never allow my son or my lover friend.

At least the Holidays proved that Muggles do use their time for something decent since there has rarely been a larger selection of delicious Malfoyish art and fics out there than this week's.

To make it perfect there is a new, high res photo of Mr. Malfoy's alter ego, Mr. Jason Isaacs in his new Death Eater robes available on the net.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fit his exquisite tastes are:
harry_holidays (anonymous)'s The Godsmith, (LM/SS, SS/DM, NC-17)
princessjessia's A Very Malfoy Christmas, (LM/NM, DM, PG-ish)
elfflame's Malfoy Coloured, (LM/HP, R, Part of Velvet Captivity)
_hill's In Control, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
trekkiegrrrl's Merry Snucius-mas, (LM/SS. NC-17, NWS)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Illustrated Fics and Comics:
Various artists/writers wrote and drew Fandom Orgy, (amongst others LM/DM, LM,SS. NC17)
buttfacemakani wrote and drew Secret Santa at the office, (G, AW, impl. LM - Go Lucius!!!)
buttfacemakani wrote and drew Aaaand fade to black, (LM, NM, DM - and impl. Weasleys)
princessjessia wrote and drew A Very Malfoy Christmas, (LM/NM, DM, PG-ish)

Fics:
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Body and Mind, (LM/SS/HP, NC17)
elfflame wrote A Christmas Drabble, (LM/SS, G/PG)
featherxquill wrote Educating Rita I, (LM/SS/RS, NC17)
elfflame wrote Skin, (LM/HP. R, Part of Velvet Captivity)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Fucked, (LM/HP amongst others, NC-17)
underlucius wrote a Christmas Drabble for ariadneelda, (LM, SB)
golden_quill wrote A Strained Season, (LM/SS)
cruisedirector and ldybastet wrote Yule Celebration, (LM/DM, NC-17)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote A Dog is for Christmas, (LM/FG, NC-17)
smutty_claus (anonymous) wrote After the Sun's Red Sea-Death, (LM/NT, LM/NM, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Malfoy Coloured, (LM/HP, R, Part of Velvet Captivity)
saychana wrote Losing My Religion, (LM/SS, SS/AD, NC-17)
snapelike wrote Wound Pleasures, (LM/Teh Pimp Cane. NC-17)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote The Godsmith, (LM/SS, SS/DM, NC-17)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote Sanity, (LM/Voldy, implied LM/Dementors, LM/SS, NC-17)
harry_holidays (anonymous) wrote What You Don't Know (Can't Hurt You), (LM/SS, NC-17)
underlucius wrote more Christmas drabbles here, (LM/SS) and here (LM/SS)

Art:
trekkiegrrrl rendered Merry Snucius-mas, (LM/SS. NC-17, NWS)
pojypojy drew Narcissa and Lucius, (G, 2. picture)
nikki_star drew Death Suck, (LM/RB, NC17)
elinevere drew Lucius & Hermione, (LM/HG,PG, animated.)
buttfacemakani drew Merry Christmas, Dobby, (G, NM, LM, DM, Dobby)
karasu_hime drew Narcissa and Lucius, (LM/NM, G. Commission)
snapelike drew Lucius and Snakey, (LM/Teh Pimp Cane, G)
snapelike drew A Wish Come True, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
vimessy drew Several Chibis - amongst them Lucius (and Snakey), (LM, some R)
vimessy drew This Will Remind You of Me, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
ariadneelda drew Young Lucius at Malfoy Manor, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
trekkiegrrrl drew Good, Clean Fun, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
_hill drew In Control, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)
severus79 drew Severus and Lucius, (LM/SS, G)
harry_holidays (anonymous) drew Discourse on Mistletoe, (LM,SS, G)
violetfishy drew Snucius, (LM/SS, R, NWS)

Other:
Percy/Lucius have gotten a community, Pride and Grace, at lucius_percy
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper, (LM, DM)
Video/Song, 'Hair' from Sherbet-Lemon.net. (LM,SS and hair... OMG! Hairfetish!!!)

Mr. Malfoy says: 'There has been a rumour that my sock-puppet, Jason Isaacs, is Philip Pullman's preference for the role as Asriel in the forthcoming film adaption of The Golden Compass. If that is true it one of the more clear signs that Muggles do in fact have brains.'

On the art side of things Mr. Malfoy recommends Muggles who appreciate portrayals of him to look for this week's smut_wednesday.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fits his exquisite tastes are:

dosandazalbra's New Powerful Weapon, (LM,SS, G)
sageofsin's A Memorable Night, (LM/DM, NC-17, Malfoycest)

If any Lucius-lover is wondering why Mr. Malfoy is not recommending Sanguine, a Serpent Knotted Sable like everybody else, there's a perfect explanation to that. One can't rec what one have not read yet.

Mr. Malfoy is futhermore pleased with bella6lestrange who directed his attention to a useful and very amusing instruction on how to become a Death Eater.

Mr. Malfoy wishes all Mudbloods a very merry Christmas!

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ

Fics:
kiarene wrote Twins 4, (LM, DM, G)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Sanguine, a Serpent Knotted Sable, (LM/HP, NC-17)
golden_quill wrote The Meeting, (LM/LV)
elfflame wrote A Substitute for Chocolate, (LM/HP, PG, Part of Velvet Captivity)
sionnain wrote Undercurrent, (LM/NM, PG-13)
sageofsin wrote A Memorable Night, (LM/DM, NC-17)
kiarene wrote Twins 5, (LM, DM, AU, G)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote The Art of Wayfinding, (LM/SS, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Hair, (LM/HP, PG-13, Part of Velvet Captivity)
underlucius wrote Restoration, (LM/BW, NC-17, CD)
lunalelle wrote a drabble, (LM, DM, PG-13, implied CD)
snapelike wrote Exquisite Pleasures - the PWP, (LM, NM, NC-17)
snapelike wrote Lost, (LM/SS, NC-17, TlatD)

Art:
snapelike drew Exquisite Pleasures, (LM/NM, NC-17, NWS)
dosandazalbra drew New Powerful Weapon, (LM,SS, G)
pervert_bitch drew Snucius, (LM/SS, G)
orgueilestrange drew Cute Death Eaters in the Snow, (LM, Various, G)


Other:
sm_malfoy made A Christmas Card (LM, SS)
annephoenix updated harrylu with five new fics.
sm_malfoy made an animated wallpaper, (LM,PC)
sm_malfoy made another moving wallpaper, (LM,SS)
indiansummersky made a screen-cap comic about Lucius teaching Draco facial expressions, (LM, DM)

A busy week at the Manor...

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fits his exquisite tastes are:
elfflame's Denial, (LM/HP, R, part of Velvet Captivity)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Reflected In The Mirror, (LM/HP, NC-17)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote The Unexpected Guest, (LM/SS/HP, NC-17)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote All Of Us Immortal, (LM/SS, NC-17)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Blood Brother, (LM/SS, R)
underlucius wrote Patron - Saint, (LM/RB, R)
masterofmercury wrote A Drabble, (LM/HP)
sageofsin wrote My Unintended, (LM/HP, NC-17)
elfflame wrote Longing For Something Lost, (LM/HP, PG-13, part of Velvet Captivity)
ldybastet and cruisedirector wrote The Wizarding War, (LM/SS, RL, NC-17)
bale_ikura wrote Untitled, (LM/DM, NC-17)
princessjessia wrote Fine Once More, (LM/NM, DM, G)
elfflame wrote Denial, (LM/HP, R, part of Velvet Captivity)
snapelike wrote Fine, (LM/NM, DM, G)
kiarene wrote Twins, 1, 2, 3 (LM, DM, AU, G)
sue_bridehead wrote My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds, (LM/HP, R)

Art:
snapelike drew Lucius Has Everything, (LM, SS, NM, G)
manraviel drew A Young Lucius, (G)
violetfishy drew Hermione/Lucius, (NC-17, NWS)

Other:
astarvingwriter has a lot of Lucius/Hermione plotbunnies up for adoption.
sm_malfoy updated and password-protected her Twilight Archive.
ldybasted is looking for someone who will design a banner for shrineoflucius
chthonya has a poll regarding Mr. Malfoys financial status here
garlandgraves discusses Fanon Lucius
the_last_shadow made Lucius icons, ()
princessjessia writes LM/NM, SS in fanfic_100. Her Table.

This has been a nice week for Mr. Malfoy. At last he has been recognized by the filthy Mudbloods, who should crawl for him and worship him Muggle society. His efforts to make a meager leaving as a businessman - despite his current recreational residence by the North Sea where the climate is very revitalizing for wizards - have been mentioned in Forbes Magazine.

And Mr. Malfoy has once more rendered Muggles all over the world speechless over his style and aristocratic appearance in the Muggle film, Goblet of Fire. For the third week Mr. Malfoy makes the fangirls pay to swoon over his charismatic charm which, to date, has made GoF take in over 500 million $ worldwide.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fits his exquisite tastes are:
buttfacemakani drew Lucius and Narcissa, (G, LM/NM, DM) - This is perfect, nothing less!
by_starkiller wrote Chasing the Dragon, (LM/SS, NC-17)
smutty_claus (anonymous) wrote The World in Her Eyes, (LM/NT, NC-17)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
inell wrote Stars, (LM, G)
underlucius wrote White Park, (LM, NM, G)
- Mac wrote The Taste of White Leather, (LM/HP, NC-17)
bernie_laraemie wrote The Gryffindor Who Wasn't 1 and 2, (LM/SS, R)
cruisedirector wrote Borrowed Eye, (BC Jr, implied LM, DM, R)
sageofsin wrote Flesh is Weak, (LM/DM, NC-17, chan)
by_starkiller wrote Chasing the Dragon, (LM/SS, NC-17)
spikeyboots wrote In Brother's Arms, (LM/RB - amongst others. R)
elfflame wrote Harry's Eyes, (LM/HP, R)
smutty_claus (anonymous) wrote The World in Her Eyes, (LM/NT, NC-17)
merry_smutmas (anonymous) wrote Eating In, (LM/AW, R)
- Deirdra updated Unexpected Love, (ch. 13, LM/?, NC-17)

Illustrated Fics & Comics:
- Kt Shy n' Shagster drew All Out of Jives, (G, LM vs. AW NM-MW on the side)
snapelike wrote and drewRed, (LM/SS, NC 17, TLatD 17)

Art:
trekkiegrrrl rendered The Dark Lord Shall Rise Again, (LM, LV, NWS, NC_17)
gothslytherin drew ChibiInKimonosOOC!Lucius and Draco, (G)
chisako drew Pride, (G, LM,NM,DM)
snapelike drew Lucius. Portrait, 2 versions (G)
kungfooqueen drew Lucius & Narcissa, (LM/NM. G)
paintisevil drew Lucius & Lily, (G)
buttfacemakani drew Lucius and Narcissa, (G, LM/NM, DM)
dosandazalbra drew Lucius and Dom!Severus, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS)

Other
nimori wrote about Teddy!Lucius - scary thought!
- Forbes Magazine has obviously started writing fan fiction...
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper (SS/LM)
snapelike are making Pimp Cane Christmas calendar icons - update every day at snapelike's LJ.

Mr. Malfoy has been busy finding a counter-spell to the spell that hit his computer two days ago. Somebody supposedly had found out how to hex a computer with an Avada Kedavra. This has caused a delay for this edition as well as the rec-letter. Mr. Malfoy is still working on serveral new hexes, at least one predestined for a Mr. Gates, USA and several nasty ones for the person who invented the computer-hex. The pathetic sight of a blond wizard trying to understand a book on C++ programming is disturbing!

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fits his exquisite tastes are:
ebonyserpent's Severus/Lucius, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS. Note:f-locked)
lockythebunny's Hate, (LM/AW, NC-17, GS)
underlucius's A sonnet, (LM/SS, R)
wobblygoblin's Draco/Lucius, (LM/DM, NC-17, NWS, Malfoycest)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Art
mayflo drew Draco, Snape and Lucius, (G)
wobblygoblin drew Draco/Lucius, (Draco/Lucius, NC-17, NWS)
buttfacemakani drew The Malfoys - Hurst-style, (G)
momma_earth drew Severus, Lucius, Peter and Sirius, (G)
kamapon drew Lucius/GoF, (G)
22by7 drew Lucius, (G)
slashaddict drew Brazen, (LM/DM, PG-13, Malfoycest)
vimessy drew Playboy-Bunny!Lucius, (R, Cross-dressing)
_odella_ drew Lucius, (G)
ebonyserpent drew Severus/Lucius, (LM/SS, NC-17, NWS. f-locked)
vimessy drew Do You Like My New Outfit?, (LM-SS-SB, NC-17, cross-dress, no corsets - damn!)

Fics
elfflame wrote Sunrise, (LM/HP, R, Velvet Captivity 12)
ldybastet and cruisedirector wrote The Safe House, (LM/SS, NC-17)
sageofsin wrote Who Can Love a Father More Than His Son?, (LM/DM, NC-17)
underlucius wrote A sonnet, (LM/SS, R)
lockythebunny wrote Hate, (LM/AW, NC-17, GS)
elfflame wrote Blush, (LM/HP, R, Velvet Captivity 11)
absinthe_shadow wrote The Stars Are Too High, (LM/SB, SB/JP, NC-17)
thesnapelyone wrote If Anger Is the Ending, (LM/SS, G)
snapelike wrote Serpentine Pleasures, (LM/Teh Pimp Cane, NC-17)
minstrel_91 drabbled Strange Thanks, (LM/LV, PG)

Other
sm_malfoy made a Playboy-Bunny!Lucius wallpaper, (G) from vimessy's drawing.
elfflame had a conversation with Lucius while writing her Nanomo-novel.
sm_malfoy has updated Twilight Archive with many new LM/SS stories.
ldybastet made a new community: shrineoflucius. Mr. Malfoy appreciates this initiative so very much. Worship, please!

The Corset madness (Lucius in pink corsets) continues and entries can be found at hp_artfight. This, in addition to Mr. Malfoy's secretary's birthday, has ensured that this news-letter once more is filled with filthy and very un-canonish portrayals of Mr. Malfoy and his sexual habits.

Mr. Malfoy expresses his disapproval and wishes you all a nice Avada Kedavra holiday season.

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that fits his exquisite tastes are:

elfflame's A Conversation, (LM/SS, R)
underlucius's Seraglio, (LM/SS, PG), which together with vimessy's Harem!Lucius, (PG-13) makes a beautiful whole.
bogfrog's Lucius in Corset, (Requires membership of snape_perverso, R, cross-dressing)
dosandazalbra's Lucius in Corset, (R, Cross-dressing)
ariadneelda's Lucius, (PG-13)

And if anyone dare to mention that some of these are Mr. Malfoy's secretary's birthday presents, they are very welcome to stand in line as test persons at the next Death Eater meeting party Mr. Malfoy attends.

Mr. Malfoy does as he likes and chooses only the best!

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Various:
soldurios drew A Slytherin-centric Webcomic, (SLytherins,G)
sm_malfoy made a wallpaper, (SS/LM)
sm_malfoy made more wallpapers, (SS/LM/others, PG-13)
aljomom made A Lucius-y Comic, (G)
sm_malfoy made another Lucius wallpaper
valentinesin coloured Severus vs Lucius, (PG-13)
snapelike made Severus' Bet, (LM/implied SS, R)

Art:
jateshi drew All I Have Is Failure, ()
johanirae drew Two Serpents, (G)
glockgal drew A Commision, (LM/SS, G)
hill_ drew Lucius and Nagini, (PG, cross-dressing - and snakey!) (That is soooo wrong, Hill! And delicious)
vimessy drew Snack and Corset-chibis, (PG, cross-dressing)
ariadneelda drew Lucius, (PG-13)
vimessy drew Harem!Lucius, (PG-13)
bogfrog drew Lucius in Corset, (Requires membership of snape_perverso, R, cross-dressing)
dosandazalbra drew Lucius in Corset, (R, Cross-dressing)

Illustrated Fics:
snapelike drew and wrote Broken, (R- TLatD 14)
snapelike wrote and drew Enemies, (NC-17, TLatD 15)
snapelike wrote and drew Orange, (NC-17, TlatD 16)

Fics:
jezzabe wrote Naked as We Came, (SS/LM, NC-17)
rexluscus wrote Captive Audience, (SS/LM, NC-17)
elfflame wrote A Conversation, (LM/SS, R)
elfflame updated Chrysalis 31, 30, (PG), 29, (PG)
elfflame wrote Velvet Captivity: The Boy, (PG-13)
snapelike wrote A Change of Uniform, (LM-LV, PG-13)
underlucius wrote Seraglio, (LM/SS, PG)

This week's large amount of Corsets and Lucius in the same picture or fic demands an explanation to those who didn't see the art war. Several artists have been inspired by vimessy's wonderful Luci!Chibi. That came to a battle in which pen and Photoshop were sharpened.
Goal: Draw Lucius and Snape in corsets.

Of course Mr. Malfoy highly disapproves of this and asks me to explain that he would never been caught dead or in public wearing a corset

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that have been very much to his liking are:

catrinella's Two Lucius/Draco Drabbles(G)
vimessy's Luci and Snape in Corsets, (NC-17)
trekkiegrrrl's Lucius in Corset, (NC-17)
littlecup's Lucius in Corset, (NC-17)
kamion's Death Eaters and Corsets, (NC-17)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
Fics:
elfflame wrote Just Reward, Velvet Captivity 7 and A Different World, Velvet Captivity 8, (LM/HP, PG)
crazylike_afox drabbled I'm sure they'll be coming soon, (G)
lddurham updated By Fair Means or Foul 9/22, (LM/SS, NC-17)
kennahijja wrote For Refuge, (LM/RW/HP, NC-17)
catrinella drabbled Two Lucius/Draco Drabbles, (G)
wook77 wrote Pet, (LM/HP, NC-17)
cutecoati wrote Out of Azkaban(LM/NM, ?)
snapelike wrote A Death Eater Drabble Parody Corset Fic, (PG)

Illustrated fics:
snapelike wrote and drew Winter, (LM/SS, NC-17, The Light and the Darkness 12)
snapelike wrote and drew Shapes, (LM/SS, NC-17, The Light and the Darkness 13) (And Corsets)

Art:
buttfacemakani drew Death Eaters with hoods, (G)
fanart_fairy drew The Prices We Pay, (LM/SS, G)
snapelike drew Tied Up, (LM/SS, NC-17)
vimessy drew Luci in Corset, (NC-17)
vimessy drew Luci and Snape in Corsets, (NC-17)
trekkiegrrrl rendered Lucius in Corset, (NC-17)
littlecup drew Lucius in Corset, (NC-17)
kamion rendered Death Eaters and Corsets, (NC-17)
annephoenix photoshopped Lucius in Corset, (G)
tapedeck drew Lovers, (G)
tapedeck reposted The New Ministry of Magic, (LM-SS, G)


Other:
aljomom made Thank God, it's Lucius, (Comic)
aljomom made Lucious Lucius
sm_malfoy made wallpapers
luciouslucius9 made A 'Lucius is Love' banner
sm_malfoy updated her Twilight Archive

Back from London - late and on Mr. Malfoy's behalf I write the following:

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that have been very much to his liking are:

cruisedirector and ldybastet's Ties, LM/SS, (NC-17)
littlecup drew Scheming Lucius, (G)

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
cruisedirector and ldybastet wrote Topped, LM/SS, (NC-17)
cruisedirector and ldybastet wrote Ties, LM/SS,(NC-17)
kamion wrote Narcissa's Choise, LM/NB,(G)
eagles_rock wrote Lace and Whiskey, LM, (PG)
elfflame wrote Yellow Roses, Velvet Captivity 5, LM/HP (PG)
astarvingwriter updated Falsity, LM/HG, (?)
elfflame wrote Waiting, LM/HP, (PG), Velvet Captivity 6
carpe_slytherin wrote Two drabbles, LM/NM, DM/PP (G)

Illustrated Fics:
snapelike wrote and drew Lovers, LM/SS,(R), (The Light and the Darkness 11)

Art:
piggy_ninja drew You Know You Are In Love, LM/NM, (G)
tapedeck drew Touch, LM/SS, (G)
snapelike drew Lucius - sketch, (G)
littlecup drew Lucius, (G)
littlecup drew Lucius, (PG13)
littlecup drew Scheming Lucius, (G)
littlecup drew Lucius, sitting, (G)
snapelike sketched Lucius and Severus, LM/SS, (NC-17)
vimessy drew Everybody loves Severus, Several - amongst those (the cutest) LM, (PG13)
chaeldub drew Lucius - Portrait of a young man, (G)

Other:
sm_malfoy updated her personal site with her recent wallpapers.
sm_malfoy want you to pimp your Lucius/Severus stories at the Twilight Archive, (SS/LM only)
Jason Isaacs Photoalbum online has 3 new Lucius photos.
(Again Mr. Malfoy asks me to write that he disagrees deeply with the shirt and tie and confirms that he only wore it after hard and ruthless negociations with the tasteless GoF designers!)
featherxquill made a colour Pimpcane Photobar
lysel plays with Lucius-dolls
annephoenix has created a new community, harrylu, for Lucius/Harry fanart and fics.
eatingpaper has posted a Pansy/Lucius masterlist.

Small, since it is a scan from a French magazine:



( from these pages )

Lucius decrees:

That this Rec Letter is getting out of hand. It takes far too much of Mr. Malfoy's time and he never gets to recommend anything because all the Mudblood bitches and bastards...

Just a second...

No, Lucius! I've said it before! You cannot write like that to the nice Muggles who take time to read your Rec Letter. NO! I am not going to write that! Crucio??? Well... I wouldn't do that if I were you. You do remember that you had to do all the hard work by yourself, didn't you, the last time you were playing illegally with Unforgiveables? Give me that! No. You don't need your wand now. Now stop being an idiot and tell me - in nice words - what you want to say to the Muggles!

... sorry about that...

...Muggles continue to adore and worship Mr. Malfoy with drawings and fics. Very appropriate, and not more than expected. Therefore Mr. Malfoy has decided to split the letter in two. One weekly newsletter - this one - and a more irregular rec letter, which will be distributed approximately twice a month.

That will give Mr. Malfoy more time to comment on the newest fics and art as well as finding older, memorable fics for his minions.

Instead Mr. Malfoy will make his 'editor's choice' each week and put his stamp of approval on the week's best new creation(s).

To encourage more art and writing about him he has decided - when the year comes to an end - to choose the best of the best and reward it with one year's paid account time.

Furthermore Mr. Malfoy asks me to wish underlucius a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Underlucius!

Mr. Malfoy wishes to announce that this week's creations that have been very much to his liking are:
Lucius In Azkaban, (LM, R) by mathia
Lucius, (LM, G) by vimessy
Scent, (LM/NM) by igoddess1030

Mr. Malfoy recommends onlyinfatuated's essay on Lucius and his family. He says he couldn't have said it better himself.

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:
( A lot more art and fics )

My secretary is asked nicely to write:

Lucius recommends:

Short fic/ficlet:
Title: Insomnia
Author: Lookinginward
Main Pairing: LM/NM-DM
Length/Wordcount: Ficlet.
Genre: General/Weltschmertz.
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Canon(ish)
Rating/Warnings: G-PG
Summary: Insomnia strikes the Malfoy Household.
Comment: Sad. A look at the dark thoughts that flies through the mind in the night.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Sometimes one inherits more than blood and money. But I don't think I have ever made my family that unhappy. A Malfoy never mistreats wife or children.

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
lddurham posted By Fair Means or Foul 1, 2, 3-4, 5, 6 (LM/SS, NC17, WIP)
superren wrote What Else Is a Disgraced Man To Do, (LM/SS, PG)
ldybastet wrote Aureate Pleasures, (NC-17)
crazylike_afox wrote Tied Up, (LM/Nott Sr, PG13)
elfflame wrote Changing Views (LM/HP, PG13)
underlucius wrote Harry knew exactly what was making Mr. Malfoy's lip curl like that., (HP-LM, PG?)
elfflame wrote Forgotten, (PG13)
snapelike wrote A Lucerick Limerick, (LM/SS, NC17)
astarvingwriter wrote The Table In the Corner, (HG/LM, PG13)
astarvingwriter wrote Pretention, (HG/LM, PG13)
aurora_enkeli wrote The Long Awaited Dying, (LM/DM, NC17)

Illustrated fics:
snapelike drew and wrote Endings (TLatD1), Le Roi De Soleil (TLatD2), Beginnings (TLatD3), Not Enough (TLatD4), Too Much (TLatD5), Never (TLatD6), If ( TLatD7), Diamond (TLatD8), (LM/SS, NC17)


Art
vimessy drew Breathless Under Lucius' Kisses (SS/LM, PG)
mieronna drew Chilling attitude, (LM/HP, PG-13)
tbranch drew Lucius/Severus,(G)
underlucius drew Snucius and hats, (G)
momma_earth drew Who's Your Pimp Daddy, (G)
bogfrog drew The Black Knight, The White Knight, (LM-SS, G)
snapelike drew Lucius. Portrait, (G)
hopelesscases drew Voldemort and his Duck Eaters, (G, LV-LM)
ejab62 drew Lucius, (G)

Others:
sm_malfoy made wallpapers from the new GoF picture of Mr. Malfoy.

Mr. Malfoy took control over underlucius's LJ and wrote 13 things to say...

cjmarlowe made the Malfoy Family Soundtrack

There will be Luciusy goodness in the upcoming desecration of Goblet of Fire.
Mugglenet has a summary and overview of the movie - all scenes here.

If you are the only person on the net who hasn't seen and adored the new - and only - picture of Mr. Malfoy from GoF, it is here.

Mr. Malfoy asks me to write that he has A.K.'ed asked his tailor to improve his skills. Mr. Malfoy is not satisfied with the shirt he wore to the Quidditch World Cup.
In a comment to a certain Ms. Skeeter he said, 'If I wanted to look like a Head waiter I would have Poly-juiced myself. After somebody had me Imperioed to do so.'

My secretary is Imperioed asked nicely to write:

Lucius recommends:

Short fic/ficlet:
Title: Six Suggestions for Slave-Masters - By Professor O. O. C. Lockhart
Author: manraviel
Main Pairing: LM/HP
Length/Wordcount: Ficlet.
Genre: Humour.
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: A rather canon mr. Malfoy, if one dared suggest that he could act a bit fluffy and was very interested in outward appearance.
Rating/Warnings: Hard R
Summary: Mr. Malfoy accidentally reads an article on how to treat one's slave.
Comment: Have handkerchief ready for wiping away tears. This is very, very funny.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Of course this is ridiculous. I even laughed when I read it. I would never treat any of my possessions like that. At least I would have given the brat a teatowel to wear. The author must be related to the notorious Mr. Lockheart. The Lockhearts are not widely recognized for their version of the truth, are they? Merlin, those mudbloods Muggles! What they are able to make up...

Short fic/ficlet
Title: A First Time for Everything
Author: laylah
Main Pairing: LM/SS
Length/Wordcount: ficlet
Genre: PWP-ish
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Lies
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, BDSM, slash
Summary: Severus goads Lucius into agreeing to let Severus dominate him for once.
Comment: If you're the slightest into D/s, this is Teh Hawtness. A - considering the situation - a rather canon Lucius, a very deliciously dominant Severus. Pure PWP, but oh, so good.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Mr. Malfoy is currently unavailable as he is out looking for Severus Snape and The Broomcloset of Requirement a secluded and undisturbed place.


Fic
Title: Lacking Humanity I
Author: iamisaac
Main Pairing: LM/RL
Length/Wordcount: 2 chapters.
Genre: Drama, angst
Wip/Completed: WIP
Canon or lies fanon: Evil/Dominant!Mr. Malfoy
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, Hum, slash
Summary: Remus is caught by Mr. Malfoy in the war. Mr. Malfoy humiliates Remus until he almost breaks.
Comment: A parallel story to 'Like Father, Like Son' (DM/HP). Link to part II + 'Like Father...'
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Here we go again. I fail to understand why authors want to see me together with that working class outcast. Do they not understand that we Malfoys do not mingle with such persons? His style is awful. And that... that Muggle invention, movies... Did you see the cardigan? Disgusting! Absolutely no sense of style.

Art:
Title: Wizards In Black
Artist: Snapey
Media: Photoshop
Main Pairings: None
Canon or lies fanon: Canon - just not in this universe...
Rating/Warnings: None
Comment: See it and weep - from laughter!
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Nice suits. Interesting weapons. Maybe I could get The Dark Lord interested in testing these on a large amount of annoying mudbloods? Or Harry Potter? Or Harry Potter and his annoying friends? a pair of better looking sunglasses.

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Fics:
czeri wrote A Drabble and A Half, (LM/LV, R)
ldybastet wrote Golden Reverie, (LM/DM, NC-17)
ldybastet wrote Uncomplicated, (LM/SS, NC-17)
cruisedirector wrote Hands, (LM/SS, R)
manraviel wrote Six Suggestions for Slave-Masters, (LM/SS, R)
golden_quill37 wrote Honor, (PG)

Art:
ildi_bp drew 'A Death Eater meeting. No Slash' & 'The one and only Lucius Malfoy is on the prow', (NC-17)
fiendling drew Witching Hour art - Bacon-chap Lucius, (PG13)
nimori drew Lucius. Mpreg

Welcome mudbloods Dearest readers!

Due to unfortunate several Cruciati circumstances because the bitch wrote a decidedly indecent and insulting fic about me my secretary has not been able to work properly this week. That'll teach her!

This week I only want to see canon. I am tired of lies. I am a decent hardworking wizard. Do you understand? Or.... do I have to use Unforgivables to explain it to you?


Lucius recommends:

Drabble/Ficlet:
Title: Short Stories
Author: amanuensis1
Main Pairing: LM/HP
Length/Wordcount: 1 chapter
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: If Lucius was any more canon J.K. would have been the one who wrote it.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: Objects and their memories make a life. Don't they?
Comment: bloody mudblood Secretary Disabled
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: At last a writer who understands the value of keeping me evil and Death Eater-ish canon, an author who shows what a manipulative and powerful wonderful and caring person I am.
A very thoughtprovoking fic which inspires me to a lot of experimental Dark Arts that in few lines tells a very interesting story.

Art
Title: Lion King
Artist: Lucius_Malfoy/E. Hollinger
Media: ?
Main Pairings: None
Canon or lies fanon: Well....
Rating/Warnings: None
Comment: Secretary...you know...called in sick...
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: The artist has a deep understanding of my greatness. My Patronus, you ask? Your guess isn't half as good as mine. A Malfoy knows! We do not guess.


Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Art:
lizardspots drew Between A Rock & A Hard Place (PG-13)
kamion rendered Scream for me (NC-17) for snapelike's fic.
_kiden drew The Malfoys
snapelike drew Seventh Year

Fics:
ldybastet & cruisedirector wrote The Rescue (PG)
moreteadk wrote Rivalry (K+)
iulia_linnea wrote The Words of Hestia Pitt (PG-13)
ejab62 updated Dragon's Den (4) (NC-17)
snapelike wrote Scream for Me (NC-17)

Other:
kennahijja updated her list of RW/LM-fics

Lucius recommends:

Ficlet:
Title: Two Knut Cheap Trick Magic
Authordeora_mystic
Main Pairings LM/DM, HP/DM
Length/Wordcount: 1 chapter
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Canon characterisation, Book 7, Wartime
Rating/Warnings: Character death, slight Malfoycest
Summary: Some things are best kept in the dark.
Comment: Little episodes in Draco's life put together in an angsty, beautiful ficlet. Companion art by edelhur is to be found here.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Merlin! To sit here and listen to this! (Yes, of course I make my secretary read to me!) I love my son. Dearly. Who else is going to keep the family line? As I said: I love him dearly, although not in a carnal way. What do these people think? Just because I have a good looking son.
Pretty words put to good use, though. Appaling, but beautiful.

Short fic/ficlets
Title: Running Around In the Dark, A Werewolf´s Company and Wolves at Play
Author: Leni Jess
Main Pairings: LM/RL
Length/Wordcount: 3 connected ficlets.
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Canon Lucius
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Best, Non-con, M/M.
Summary: Remus Lupin is caught by Death Eaters. He escapes and Voldemort sends Lucius to catch him. But Lucius gets more than just his man.
Comment: This is a very good story. So good that one forgets the bestiality. It keeps a haughty, arrogant Lucius-y Lucius, a tough, but rather sweet Lupin. Not fluffy, not too sweet. It is a love story, though.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: Speaking of delusional... I am disgusted. I am shocked. Not even The Dark Lord could manage such... such... immoral and objectionable behaviour. And with a common unemployed teacher! Have you seen his clothes? I do not... mingle... with the working class.
A werewolf? Yes, of course I noticed he is a werewolf. We all have our flaws. Or rather; you have. Malfoys do not have flaws.

Art
Title: Death Eaters
Artist: Lana Manckir/Patricia
Media: ?
Main Pairings: LM/BB/SS
Canon or lies fanon: Canon
Rating/Warnings: None
Comment: A beautiful canon picture depicturing three of our favourite Death Eaters before Voldemort's fall.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: I am very pleased. Gifted artist. For once my supreme sense of beauty is not offended by improper Mudblood craftmanship.

Latest Lucius art and fics on LJ:

Art:
envielestrange drew Malfoy Family
kamion drew Lord Abraxas, R
tbranch drew Malfoys
netbyrd drew Sword of Omen, R
snapelike drew Released

Fics:
absinthe_shadow updated The Heart of Standing, NC-17
kalichan updated Facilis Descensus Averno, NC-17, WIP
ejab updated Dragon’s den, NC-17
underlucius wrote 20 random facts about Lucius Malfoy
eumenides1 wrote The Silent Hand of Madness, R
scarletschizo wrote It's Not Love, hard R
underlucius wrote Two Tribes, G

Misled wizards and witches have been spreading lies about me for far too long. I am going to lead you out of your delusional state and help you discover the truth!

I will once a week tell you which Lucius-fics to read and which Lucius-art to enjoy. We Malfoys are widely recognized as connaisseurs. Our sense of what is appropriate is flawless, our upbringing impeccable and our knowledge of art, literature and music is immense.

Therefore I give you:
Lucius Malfoy's Personal Recommendations List
- with comments on Art, Litterature and the World as seen from Azkaban Malfoy Manor
Only the best, the hottest or - to contradict lies spread by filthy Mudbloods - the most untrue will be recommended. A Malfoy only offers the best. Nothing less.

Note from Mr. Malfoy's Secretary: If you want Mr. Malfoy to look into your community, website or LJ for news, fics or art regarding his person, please leave a message here

My secretary, who is also a magically challenged canine female, is ordered to write the following:

Lucius recommends:

Long fic:
Title: Lucius' Bookshelves
Author: Lizki
Main Pairings: LM/HG
Length/Wordcount: Long - 23 chapters.
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: A very canon mr. Malfoy, except for the pairing.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slight D/s
Summary: After the war, Hermione is sent to retrieve Dark Arts texts from Malfoy Manor, she's very devoted to the task until she discovers that the Ministry burns her findings.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: I would never touch a Mudblood. Except for that, Ms Granger was really sexy annoying. Considering who the author wanted to pair me up with, she kept it hot, canon and believable. Characterisation very good! I am not a nice wizard. Period.

Short fic/ficlet
Title: The Silent Hand of Madness
Author: eumenides1
Main Pairings: LM/RL, hints of BL/LM
Length/Wordcount: 2500 words
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Post Hogwarts
Rating/Warnings: R, character death.
Summary: Remus Lupin is going to Malfoy Manor years after the war only to find it in disrepair. As its owner. Remus discovers that dark powers are on the loose...
Comment: A very 'Lovecraft-y' ficlet. Very scary, very disturbing.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: This person must really be into some very strong coffee too early in the morning since she is writing such - scary, admitted - nonsense about me. But do read it! It scared the stuffing out of my MCCF-secretary. I find it amusing when Mudbloods get scared.

Art:
Title: Lucius
Artist: vimessy
Media: Pencil/Photoshop
Main Pairings: None
Canon or lies fanon: Canon
Rating/Warnings: None
Comment: Beautiful, young canon Lucius!
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: What she said. My Mudblood Bi.. magically challenged secretary has actually got a point. The artist must have spied on me. I am gorgeous. vimessy drew me just as I am.

Art- and companion fic:
Title: Lord Abraxas
Artist: kamion
Media: Render/Poser(?)
Main Pairings: LM/SS
Length/Wordcount:Ficlet.
Wip/Completed: C
Canon or lies fanon: Alternative Time
Rating/Warnings: R
Summary: Lord Abraxas finds Lucius in the arms of his young lover. An alternative view on why Mr. Malfoy came to marry Narcissa.
Comment: This is one of Kamion's marvellous portrayals complete with his view on the Malfoy heritage.
Mr. Malfoy's Comment: This kamion really has some interesting ideas of what is going on in my family. It is all lies, of course, but they are pretty lies. And are not pretty lies the most believable? The most tempting?

Mr. Malfoy has allowed his magically challenged fellow human beings to send him requests and tips on where to find communities, arts and fics written/drawn/made in his honour.

Please reply to this comment if you have a request for Mr. Malfoy. Then I will pass the request on to the Master.

Kind Regards,

snapelike,

Mr. Malfoy's personal secretary.